Movie Caption Contest #155: Pompous and Circumstance

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Aug 7, 2010.

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  1. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "A wizard did it."
     
  2. BriGuy

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    Morrow: Jim, we need to send you back to Genesis right away.

    Kirk: What's the problem?

    Morrow: There's a Klingon bird of prey in orbit with "Team Jacob" emblazoned on its hull. You know as well as I that Starfleet is solidly in the "Team Edward" camp. The council will not stand for this.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    MORROW: Honestly, I've never understood Vulcan mysticism.

    KIRK: Mysticism? Their culture is founded on logic and emotional control!!!!
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Morrow: I'm not sure I believe that, I'd like some nitpicky specifics.

    Kirk: (into Communicator) He's not buying it. I really don't know what happened!

    Lucy Lawless: (on communicator) Just stick to it. Don't let him nitpick any further!
     
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    Crewman at far left (speaking into telephone cradled on right shoulder): "Gotta go, babe! 'Old Leadbottom' just showed up!"


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    Riker: "Remarkable simulation, Sir! Accurate in every detail!"
    Picard: "Indeed. Tell me, have you any idea why they thought it was a good idea to wear heavy wool uniforms in 85 degree tropical heat?"
    Riker: "I'm still trying to understand why 'going to the head' involves hanging your butt over the bow and taking a dump in the sea!"
    Picard: "Let's dial back the reality setting a bit, shall we?"
     
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