Seven Words in TNG

began Geordie, smoking a fat cigar, "it'll

 

be difficult, but not impossible."

Data shook

 

his money maker, and that android ass

 

gave Troi a ride--she jumped on

 

but decided she must blow her nose

 

before her empath abilities made her too

 

powerful. It was proven that any kind

 

of pressure on the nostrils interfered with

 

her abilities. When Riker saw this scene

 

he began planing his annual pubcrawl with

 

three Andorian hookers, ready for intense action.

 

The three Andorian sheep all wore lipstick

 

and miniskirts sans panties. Riker's little lambs

 

, ready to be sheared. "I think I'll

 

powder my nose; then I'll be all

 

ready to pimp my supple sheep to

 

twin Klingon D'Har Masters for 100 qatloos.

 

Meanwhile, Picard was having a serious problem -

 

he'd found Kirk's lost toupee stash and

 

suspected they were sentient lifeforms previously enslaved.