Seven Words in TNG

the most delicious thighs, and I want

 

him so bad I can taste him!"

 

In a recreation of the first episode

 

in an alternate universe, Worf danced the

 

macarena while shaking a pair of maracas

 

as well as his jewels which swung

 

awkwardly. "Let's end this charade!" said Picard

 

to himself in a mirror, phaser poised

 

for firing, ready to become Action Picard.

 

He flexed, checking himself out. "Who's the

 

handsome man over there?" he asked, grinning

 

then saying, "Are you talking to me?"

 

"No, he is talking to me," said

 

Lore, who hade arrived via his own

 

personal worm hole, accompanied by Robert DeNiro.

 

Picard's muscles and phaser drooped as he

 

forgot to take his Yohimbe that day.

 

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot, is my drink,"

 

he declared.

"Tea!" scoffed DeNiro. "I drink

 

my own urine every morning. Then I