Seven Words in TNG

Geordi showed up and started talking to

 

Hugh about the good old days when

 

three kinds of pudding would be served

 

to the higher ups of the ship

 

and to the dogs onboard the other

 

ones. It was a different time when

 

the people of Vulcan were always trying

 

to show that they were smarter than

 

...well, frankly, anyone else in the galaxy.

 

It was the best of times... you know.

 

Picard thought it was about time for

 

his much needed intervention into the plot

 

to kill a mockingbird before

 

anybody noticed that they were making themselves

 

eat fewer dairy products, as they made

 

a habit of consuming so much dairy

 

that they developed a condition akin to

 

brittle bones in elderly humans wherein their

 

a type of allergy that's linked to

 

condition would deteriorate until they shriveled up