Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Universe Elizabeth Cutler! She grew

 

up as a slave for

 

being paid only in tips

 

.

So, in a rage, she

 

kicked Archer in the balls.

 

His testicles sucked up inside

 

If you hadn't moved when

 

you had, your testicles would

 

be with the Sphere Builders

 

in a transdimensional realm where

 

human balls are delicacies. Hurry

 

, Jonathan! We need to go

 

back in time to snatch

 

your testicles from the grasp

 

of time traveling Smurfs. Those

 

little blue creatures are a

 

little blue poopy heads that

 

are probably stinking communists, too.