Seven Words in TNG

always thought Cheez Whiz was underrated. Back

 

in his academy days, he'd made himself

 

was looking for the Chateau Picard wine

 

to go with his Cheez Whiz, which

 

would been fine - except he also wanted

 

a Twinkie, but there weren't any. So

 

what to do, what to do. Picard

 

heard someone enter. It was a Ferengi.

 

"Federation Captain, I have something that you

 

want. It is a hew-mon dessert cake.

 

I have eaten one and discovered that

 

the high sugar content has an agreeable

 

taste."

"Weren't we done?"

"It's Wesley. He's

 

crying."

"Ahhh....well....what about those twinkies?"

 

"The bacon-flavored ones?"

"Make it so."

 

Picard watched him. "What is the cake?"

 

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!" the Ferengi

 

shouted at him. "Don't you hoomans know

 

anything about tube grubs?? My brother was

 

a famous exporter of the tube grubs.