The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

But I digress. Because if

 

you think that I'm really

 

A hunky blue hamster

 

, I'll knock you on your

 

butt so hard that your

 

own mother won't recognize it

 

even if she were standing

 

next to that bartender that

 

always talks about his old

 

dog 'Ralphy'. He used to

 

take Ralphy fishing and use

 

chunks of leftover meat from

 

his dog food as bait

 

to catch some of the

 

sea bass. One day, Ralphy threw

 

up all over his favorite

 

fishing hat, so the guy

 

who ran the strip club

 

built a dog barf pool

 

that let queasy dogs hurl