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grabbed his fencing sword and

 

to nobody's surprise, swallowed it.

 

"Curses, foiled again!" quipped McCoy

 

as he applauded Sulu's talent.

 

"Really, Doctor, one would think

 

that swallowing such an object

 

wouldn't surprise someone of your

 

training. The human esophagus can

 

accomplish many things that we

 

do not fully understand. It

 

withstands microwave burritos," Spock observed.

 

"Starfleet Medical has ascertained that

 

Sulu overcame his gag reflex

 

but Scotty broke the sword

 

first," said the insane Lieutenant

 

Festus Q. Ohmnibink, of Starfleet's

 

Silly Walks Division, asked if

 

Chekov's walk was fully, or

 

only partially silly. Pavel was

 

aghast that it would even