TOS five word thingy!!!

specially brought there just for

 

such a humorous and musical

 

situation.

"He loves that chair

 

with future Troi in it

 

touching herself in a manner

 

unbecoming an officer. The chair

 

made a squeaking sound like

 

orgasmic Benji Mouse in a

 

fish bowl full of sand.

 

These sounds disturbed Mr. Kyle,

 

who always swore when he

 

wore women's underwear. He swore

 

also when his chicken soup

 

had too much noodles and

 

not enough salt and pepper.

 

The swear words were so

 

dark, mirrors did not reflect

 

them, like, at all, dude!

 

Meanwhile, her eyes red with

 

red hot chili pepper juice,