VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

on his pert young bottom

 

, which made Kim giggle. "Oooo!"

 

"Who's a naughty boy then!"

 

"You are!" Chakotay said gruffly.

 

Soon they got really freaky

 

because it was Freaky Friday.

 

Which meant Neelix had to

 

participate in a manly threesome.

 

Captain Janeway, too, of course.

 

Meanwhile, Carey was patiently recalibrating

 

Seven's sensation-enhancing implant, located

 

deep within her cerebellum. But

 

Seven kept quoting Wordsworth whenever

 

Janeway strayed into her field of

 

vision. Suddenly, Tuvok's head enlarged

 

to twice its normal size.

 

Then it fell off and

 

slipped through a tiny subspace

 

aperture into fluidic space. "Damn!"

 

"That was my only one!"