Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

sang funny. When this happened

 

everyone got light-headed and

 

buzzed. Phlox stripped naked and

 

smeared olive oil all over

 

him and ran through the

 

corridors of the ship singing

 

Macarena! The odd looks he

 

is going to keep running

 

until the cows come home.

 

Speaking of which, the cows

 

came home when Archer came

 

out of his shower dripping

 

with honey. Someone's practical joke

 

, apparently. The captain was mad

 

as hell. "Who did this?!?"

 

He ran his fingers through

 

the goop realizing it was

 

going to be stuck in

 

his hair for several days