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Federation history. Even the Kinky Klingon Kabal was disgusted

 

by them and wanted to dispatch a

 

horny Orion slave girl dressed as Pikachu

 

to infiltrate Orion Syndicate space and plant

 

explosives in the rectums of the Federation's

 

most prominent ambassadors, some of whom were

 

notorious for their clandestine enjoyment of certain

 

alien pleasures. Rooms were bugged with holovid

 

sensors that would be triggered whenever somebody

 

danced gangnam style. Once, the Romulan Praetor

 

broke into a Gangnam dance inside the

 

hotel room, causing the walls to shake and

 

the floor to vibrate so wildly that

 

it caused a sun go supernova and

 

threaten the destruction of Romulus with a

 

shockwave of pure funk. Spock Prime promised

 

to stop the shockwave with Funk Matter

 

but he came too late and the

 

shockwave blasted Romulus into little disco balls.

 

A black hole of funk was created