TOS five word thingy!!!

Klingons, watching on the viewscreen.

 

The Klingons were excited by

 

the prospect of finally meeting

 

a human Augment in person

 

especially RuPaul.

Klingons loved drag.

 

Some of the greatest operas

 

depicted warriors, men and women,

 

and Earther Vikings with horned

 

owls making Immelmann turns overhead

 

while someone played a sad

 

tune dressed as a hobo

 

and strumming a lute. The

 

whole Klingon Imperial Information Net

 

was wild with rumors of

 

Liza Minelli's clone and Barbra

 

Streisand's cryogenically frozen head joining

 

Spock and Uhura in a

 

rendition of the theme from

 

Die Hard with a Vengeance

 

while doing lines of blow.