TOS five word thingy!!!

Deck's big bulletin board. It

 

was displayed, allowing anybody to

 

see which officers had been

 

needing new friends.

"Look, there's

 

clearly some way we can

 

help out Scotty. Look, he's

 

off duty for at least

 

a day - let's find him

 

a quiet little location for

 

a little picnic, some scotch

 

and make some haggis. He'll

 

be teary eyed at first

 

but then very thankful and

 

he'll break out his bagpipes

 

and start playing for us!"

 

Slowly, people started to depart

 

and return to their stations.

 

"I can't listen to bagpipes,"

 

McCoy grumbled. "They just don't

 

make me feel mellow, like