DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions

Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!

I'll aim to make this one a weekly contest, I advise posting early and often as well as being as creative as possible. I've seen Caption Contests from a lot of folks on this BBS, and you guys can be absolutely hilarious!

Now, if someone else was running a Caption contest here, I don't want to step on anybody's toes. PM me please.

Now, onto the Game...

 

Sisko: So what's working so far?

O'Brien: The Transporter.

Sisko: That's it?

O'Brien: I'm a Transporter Chief, I don't know how to fix anything else.




Bashir: Okay, Quark! We're gonna need a new Dartboard.



Ezri: It's the 24th Century Mr. Sisko, you really can't afford a Doorbell?

 

O'Brien: Great he found something interesting to look at. I'll slip away and change before he notices I've been spending time with miss Right.

 

Worf: YOU SAID KEIKO HAD 7 MONTHS LEFT!!!




Sisko: No door to door sales!

 

Michael Dorn kept his cool until the Costumer from Generations showed up. He was still upset he didn't get a new uniform for the movie.

 

Sisko: "What's with all the owls in the rafters?"
O'Brien: "Vermin. See there were rats, but the Cardies released voles to eat the rats, but then they needed something to get rid of the voles, so owls."
Sisko: "How'd they plan to get rid of the owls?"
O'Brien: "Funny thing, they did try Cardassian hawks, but Gul Edren, Dukat's predecessor, got his eyes clawed out, so they figured the owls were Ok."




Bashir: "Must... get... Morn... away... from... Karaoke machine..."



Joseph: "If I weren't so comfortable in my own sexuality, I'd think about getting a new mirror."

 

Sisko: Why is there a transporter in Ops?

O'Brien: This way Picard can still call us and ask 'How's Transporter Chief O'Brien doing?'

 

Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

 

oh man, rush i going to have your head for that.

 

Joseph: We're closed!

Ezri: Why does the restaurant have to be closed for you to take a trip? You haven't cooked anything in 2 years.

 

O'Brien: "Communing with the prophets? Commmuning with his stash more likely"




Bashir: "ooooouuuuchhhh! Not a good idea to play elbow the titty with Kira and Janzia in the room!"




Ezri: "Well you shouldnt have stuck it out the letterbox in the first place silly"

 

Joseph Sisko...the dreamer....and the dream.

 

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

 

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

that, my friend. looks scary. but i wholeheartedly agree with the statement



Bashir: When i said you should have physical i didn't mean a full body examination. and most certainly not here.

 

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Klingon Wingman...



Klingon Cockblock...

 

We had one for years. It seems to have died off in recent months, though.



It wasn't until the third season that the cast & crew realized that Avery Brooks was a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds.



Worf: "Bullseye!"
O'Brien: "That's great Worf, but you're supposed to use the darts."
Bashir: "Sigh... It's going to take weeks to pry Gul Dukat's head out of that wall."



Joseph: "Yeah, most of my customers wind up with stomach worms, too."

 

Chief: For the last time Commander my name is Miles O'Brien. NOT Susan Boyle.




And yet again Worf tilts the pinball machine at Quarks.



Ezri: Oh how cute, we have the same purse!
Joseph: It's not a 'purse' it's a 'men's carryall' made with fine Bolian leather.
Ezri: Well, mine is a purse.

 

Worf was not kind to Quark when he gave him Orange Juice instead of Prune Juice.

 

Sisko: "Windows? Who the hell puts windows in the command center?"

O'Brien: "I hear they stole the idea from a captain named Robau."

Sisko: "Man was a legend. A badass. Come to think of it, maybe I should shave my head."



O'Brien: "I'll go get the squeegee."



Joseph: "Ben? It's one of those loons collecting for the Church of Symbiosis asking for you again."