Seven Words in TNG

Worf started launching phasers and photon torpedos

 

at a nearby asteroid to test systems.

 

The systems worked fine so he decided

 

that's great. The Romulan vessel passed by

 

then Worf fired a shot. Dead on.

 

"Was he attacking?" said Picard.

"No, but

 

he WAS moving!"

Picard face-palmed himself and

 

he started missing Tasha. The pursuing vessel

 

turned quickly and fired a shot behind

 

their left nacelle.

"Fire now?" said Worf.

 

"Yes, Worf, fire now."

His fingers danced

 

across the panel as he unleashed several

 

probes because he pressed the wrong buttons.

 

"Oops." Worf regained his senses and fired

 

again hitting a new Romulan ship. Worf

 

thought that cup of bloodwine wouldn't effect

 

his proficiency, but he was wrong.

"WORF!"

 

cried Wesley, "They're getting away!"

"Shut your

 

mouth, boy," Worf growled.

In the meantime,

 

Data continued scanning the area surrounding the