Seven Words in TNG

the whole ship knew he was groping

 

as many women as he could get

 

his hands on.

"That's my wife, you

 

son of a bitch! Get your damn

 

hands off her tits, NOW! I'm gonna

 

contact Starfleet Command and have you put

 

on a garbage scow in the Lantaru sector!"

 

This threat frightened them into compliance with

 

..

 

his request. Geordi released Keiko's breasts, only

 

to get slugged in the jaw by

 

..

 

O'Brien anyway.

"Only he gets to grab those

 

breasts!" said Wesley. "Wesley, go back to

 

engineering and grab a hyperspanner...then bring

 

Worf, so we can throw this pervert

 

into the brig after we pummel him

 

senseless," shot O'Brien. "You hear that, mister?

 

It's a good thing you're blind, because

 

we're gonna get medieval on your ass!"