Caption Contest 117: Up, Up, and Away Mission

Greetings Voyager fans!!!!

Hope you all had a very happy new year! Here are the winners of the previous contest and the new captions! I really enjoyed how nearly everyone ragged on poor Harry Kim.

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New captions for your amusement! Have a rollicking good time~!

 

Thanks for the win



Chakotay: *puckers*

Janeway: You aren't supposed to let me see you crossing your fingers. You aren't get any tonight.

 

"Tom, I warned you: I'm still mad at you. I don't want you holding my hand, or touching me, or else you're going to get bit. You can stay close to me, though, so I can keep an eye on you ... and maybe I'll forgive you, later."

 

"... Brother, can you spare a dime?"

 

Coming Soon: SUGARDADDY II: Caravan of Courage

 

Tuvok: Did we really lose the ship to the Kazon? Those in favor of letting the Maquis run things say Aye.
Everyone including Janeway: Aye!

 

Thanks for the win



Chakotay: We met in the future
Braxton: You mean the past
Janeway: Oh god i'm so bored of this time crap....lets just find a bar and get wasted



Torres: Before you Tom, there were only four other crew members i'd slept with
Paris: Which ones
Torres: Not important....just don't turn around



Tuvok: Is that rock looking at me funny....you want some!
Janeway: Leave it Tuvok, he's not worth it



Chakotay: One in the front, one in the back....what do you say?
Janeway: I'm thinking



Janeway: Shouldn't this caption have been used in December
Da Vinci: Why....oh right, cos i look like santa...yeah you're right....Captain Kathryn really dropped the ball there didn't she

 

Janeway: Tuvok, pull back and let Ensign Kim take point. I don't want to take any chance that I will be stuck alone on this planet with him.
Chakotay: I'm right behind you, Kathryn.

 

B'Elanna: You can make whistling sounds with your hands as long as you want, I can still hear you farting.

 

Hey now...my Christmas tree is still up!

 

Old man: I'm YOU from the future, Chakotay. "This" is what happens when you don't cowboy up in the Delta Quadrant and ask Kathryn out for a proper date before you returned home and her options opened up.
Kathryn: Options? Who did I pick when I had options?




B'Elanna: How long do you think Tuvok watched us before he beamed us back?
Tom: Coff. Coff. Lets just hope he erased the tape or else "Mornings with Neelix" will be X rated.



Janeway: (Thinks to herself) Why do the guys all get spears and I'm stuck with a rock?



Chakotay: I do this every night, hoping one of us gets lucky.
Kathryn: One of us?
Chakotay: Well, there's you, me and the monkey.




Janeway: I never DREAMED that flying could be this much fun!
DaVinci: Stick with me, kiddo and I'll show you wonders you never dreamed existed.
Janeway: Doctor... have you infiltrated my holoprogram again?

 

NEELIX: Uh, guys...

JANEWAY: Not now Neelix! We've got to find that Gorn!

 

We got some new captioner people! yay!

 

DaVinci: What is this "mile high club" of which you speak, Kathryn?



Chakotay: We've come from the future, and we're here to tell you that your duck calls don't work.

 

Paris: (thinking) Is she literally giving me a cold shoulder?



Tuvok: Captain, may I request that the next time you plan a camping trip, that you allow us to stop you?




Janeway: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Leonardo: We haven't taken of yet Katarina.....

 

BRAXTON: I've come from the future, to warn you about a man named JJ Abrams.



TORRES: I don't know why the temperature controls keep failing.
PARIS: *ahem* It's a complete mystery. Hey, I have a way we can keep each other warm.



TUVOK: Seriously, Seska programmed a Hunger Games evil holoprogram to trap us in too? How did this woman have so much free time in the ten weeks she was here?



JANEWAY: You know, I'm starting to think neither of us really had a disease. What could possibly strike just the two of us and nobody else anyway? It's not like the two of us go on away missions by ourselves.
CHAKOTAY: Don't worry about that. Hey, wanna get it on?



DAVINCI HOLOGRAM: I get it now. Your deepest fantasies are to be loved by a great historical celebrity, that's why you created me.
JANEWAY: Tell me I'm good.

 

Captain's Log: We discovered where Santa Claus spends his time after Christmas- a Delta Quadrant planet with a city that resembles Los Angeles during the end of the 20th Century. To think, my sister Phoebe thought he had a place in Baja California when we were kids.

 

BRAXTON: That's one of worst tats I've ever seen. 'Get that in prison?

CHAKOTAY: No, it is a symbol of my tribe....aw, hell. You're right, I got it in prison. I'm not even an Indian!

 

B'ELANA: I told you your MMOPorn game wouldn't get any subscribers.
PARIS: I don't understand it. I ran ads on TrekBBS! I assumed Trekkies would click anything with giant breasts and a lot of skin, especially if it's presented misogynistically.
B'ELANA: Serves you right for stereotyping.