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Uhura commented, "That's what you get when

 

you lock horns with Nyota Uhura, baby!"

 

"Wait a minute....what's with Sulu's mother?,"

 

McCoy asked. Sulu's mom had been kidnapped

 

, it had been thought. Her Geisha outfit

 

she had been wearing at the time

 

in San Fransisco was in a dumpster, discarded

 

because the skirt had been ripped by

 

what appeared to be clawmarks. Clues led

 

all the way to Starfleet Command itself...

 

A special investigative unit was brought in

 

from Section 31 in order to ascertain

 

if there was a conspiracy involved or

 

if it was just a lone gunman.

 

Section 31, a myth to many, provided

 

to be the biggest mystery of all.

 

The upper echelons of Starfleet Command weren't

 

going to admit that Section 31 existed

 

until Kirk threated to post pictures of

 

the agency director nude with some goats.