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Old May 16 2014, 09:45 PM   #46
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RIKER: Well what do you know, you were next in line for Tasha's position. You wanna go break the news to Worf?
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Old May 16 2014, 10:24 PM   #47
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Yar: No, Worf, I've seen this before. They're using a bright light to try to immobilize their target. It's similar to how a Terran deer would freeze when caught in the headlights of an old-style ground vehicle.

Worf: Ha, that tactic may work against a hapless animal, but not against a trained Starfleet officer, right captain? Right? Uh, captain?



Riker: Ensign, I realize Lieutenant Worf is leaving for a dangerous away mission, but you should probably wait until he's actually dead before submitting a requisition for his possessions.
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Old May 16 2014, 10:44 PM   #48
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YVETTE PICARD: Jean-Luc, I'm cold, Can you get me a blanket? And bring one for your friend. In that outfit, she must be colder than I am.

PICARD: Qui, mama.

WORF: Mother's Day? She's been here almost a week!
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Old May 16 2014, 11:52 PM   #49
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YVETTE: Putain Jean-Luc, c'est qui cette vieille pute qui était là tantôt?
PICARD: Sa mère et même si le traducteur universel n'est pas activé, elle lit les pensées.
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Old May 17 2014, 04:50 AM   #50
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Picard: ``Well, flash our high beams back and maybe they'll dim theirs.''



Riker: ``Worf returns from leave today? Too bad; I liked the tactical savvy of Lieutenant Beaker back there.''
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Old May 17 2014, 03:22 PM   #51
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Riker:
Butt Pirates from Space: A Klingon Guide to Galactic Gay Spots? Oh boy, it's going to be a hilarious shift.

Worf: Reporting for duty, sir.

Riker: Of course.
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Old May 17 2014, 07:57 PM   #52
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Picard: ``Well, flash our high beams back and maybe they'll dim theirs.''
Worf: No, sir! It's a pubescent Klingon rite of passage. If we flash our high beams, they will attempt to ram us, take over our ship, and kill everyone onboard!

Yar: That's just an urban legend, sir, recommend we simply alert the authorities in this sector and continue on our way.



Riker: This is a petition from Worf to return to tactical? No way, Lt. Harvey does an awesome Batman impersonation. Hey, Harvey, do it!

Harvey: The hammers of justice will solve this problem!

Riker: That's not all, watch this! You know how Worf tried to start that whole, "Sounds like a case of the Mondays" thing? Harvey, has anyone ever asked you if you have a case of the Mondays?

Harvey: No. No, man. Shit, no, man, I believe you get your asked kicked saying something like that man.
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Old May 17 2014, 08:08 PM   #53
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^^ That is him! Good eye.
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Old May 18 2014, 12:13 AM   #54
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Whut, the guys from The Beverly Hillbillies!?!?!?
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Old May 18 2014, 01:48 AM   #55
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Yup, and Drew Carey (Oswald Lee Harvey, which is why I call him "Lt. Harvey"), Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Office Space, and a ton of other stuff.

I thought it was him, did a quick search, and found out it was!
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Old May 18 2014, 02:28 PM   #56
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Riker: Lieutenant Oswald, what's that alarm, an alien ship?
LT Oswald: No sir, a Beverly Hillbillies reference in the TOS caption contest.

...Ha, good one.
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Old May 18 2014, 06:57 PM   #57
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