Seven Words in TNG

until they've learned their lesson. Set course

 

for Stalingrad sector, maximum warp speed. Engage.''

 

The confused helmsman accidentally headed to Disneyland,

 

because it's a small world after all.

(I willingly accept the beating I deserve for this)

 

Lieutenant Worf found the teacups most enjoyable.

 

Mickey Mouse, a benevolent dictator, insisted they

(nice work, macloudt. you will be referred to disney security for any disciplinary measures.)

 

all dress as magical sparkly fairy princesses

(I await my punishment with anticipation)

 

for a "princess only" party at Walt's.

(the ducks are on the way. may god have mercy on your soul.)

 

Riker scoffed, saying "Actually I'm a Queen."

 

Deanna pouted. Will's satin organdy gown was

 

more flattering on him than on her,

 

and was nicer than her own rags.

 

"Someone's always more beautiful than I," Deanna

 

sighed. Then Barclay moved in, like a

 

debutante on cheap drugs as he tripped

 

over his eagerness to console Deanna with

 

pictures of Spot wearing a tu-tu that

 

he and O'Brien took while on a

 

seriously drunk panty raid of Data's quarters.

 

"Human bonding rituals often involve removing one's