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an uninhabited planet that was downgraded to

 

a science station because nobody wanted to

 

their resumes reflect that all they did

 

was say transmit the word "Wanker" to

 

Commodore Wesley at Starfleet Command. Wesley was

 

, in fact a wanker, but he didn't

 

like being reminded of that.

"Doesn't matter,"

 

he continued. "Look, we need to make

 

sure that Sookie and Eric kill all the

 

mosquitoes before they spread disease to every

 

member of the Blue Oyster Cult."

"But,

 

we don't have enough cowbell! How can

 

anybody masturbate without more cowbell?!"

Dionne Warwick

 

was famous for her psychic predictions about

 

Mongolian Invaders from the Moon in 2258.

 

When the invasion happened it was because

 

Starfleet was still recovering from the detonation

 

caused by Benedict Cumberbatch and his devious

 

unknown plot to unknow the unknowable thing

 

. The bystanders all wondered if the predictions