TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images!

PICARD: Another brilliant job by the Starfleet Corps of Engineers!!!!

 

Riker: The Captain's lost on Risa.
Crew: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.




Geordi: We...come...in...peace! We...make...nice nice! You...aliens...we...Federation.... Together...strong...like bull!

Alien <to his own crew>: Check out this m* f*.




Data: Sir, I just got back from a parallel universe in which...the Crusher boy...is your son.

Picard: So Beverly was my wife?

Data: No sir. She was your...Dominatrix.

Picard: So. You didn't travel to a parallel universe, did you Mister Data.

Data: No sir.

Picard: In fact, you just read my diary, didn't you.

Data: Yes sir.

Picard: Do you know what you must do now, Data?

Data: Yes sir.

Picard: It's not a reprimand.

Data: Erasing my memory bank will actually be a relief, sir.

Picard: Make it so.

<Data shudders>

 

Worf: "I know you dishonorable targs are laughing at me. I can see you in the rearview mirror, you know?"

 

RIKER: Hey look I'm Captain Picard, ( in passable Picard voice ) "We surrender!!!!

 

New contest will either start later tonight or tomorrow!

 

Geordi: With my hand on the Book of Reading Rainbow, I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Office of the Engineering and the Enterprise against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me, Roddenberry

 

I'm very sorry everyone, but my ISP in their infinite stupidity has seen it fit to crash my Internet service. I have no idea when I'll be able to start the next contest. Hopefully it'll be today, but I make no guarantees.

 

PICARD: That should do it, Numbah One. There's no way Leadhead can post the pics for the next contest, now.

 

It was you?!! How dare you!

New contest is up, finally!