DS9 Caption Contest #63: Welcome Aboard!

Bashir: "Look, I think we're finally there."

Jake: "It's about time. When we left, I was six inches shorter than you."

 

Eddington: "You have some nerve, Major..."

<brief pause>

Eddington: "I just vacuumed."

 

Eddington wasn't sure what to think about the "50 Shades of Kira" holosuite program.

 

EDDINGTON: I don't care if they're painting your quarters, you can't sleep here!!!!

 

Eddington: Do not tell me you'll be with me in just a parsec. No jury will convict me.



Bashir: Damn! The Jem'Hadar found your father's baseball first.
Jake: Little help! Hey!
Bashir: Don't bother, Jake.
Jake: They're pretending not to hear us. Hey! We know you can hear us! You have ear holes!
Bashir: No, Jake. They don't.
Jake: But -
Bashir: Let it go, Jake. They don't like ear jokes.
Jake: Oh come on...
Bashir: The Jem'Hadar: No ear jokes, and an almost fanatical devotion to the space pope.



Dukat: Captain Sisko, ordering a subordinate officer to overload and then disengage a fusion reactor until reaching fatal levels of radiation is hardly a sporting conclusion to a simple game of musical chairs, don't you think?



Bashir: What do we tell security?
O'Brien: I don't care what you tell them. Someone put pigweed in my mulligan stew.

 

O'Brien: "Sir, it'll take forever for one of us to guess how many jelly beans you have in your hand. We always used to play 'Simon Says' on the Enterprise...that goes a lot faster."

Dukat (to self): "Damn O'Brien. Opens his trap just before Sisko gets to me, and I'm sure I have the answer."

 

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