Seven Words in TNG

and planned a surprise party for all.

 

But Wesley stood in the corner unsure

 

if his mother would let him go.

 

"Intelligent alien parasites surprise parties are tricky,

 

because of the amount of heroin they

 

use can kill certain humanoids" noted Beverly

 

as she sucked, seductively, on Picard's lollypop.

 

The lollipop was highly seduced, but Picard

 

being the strong willed man he was

 

, liked many, many different types of boobs.

 

"Doctor, is there any preventive measure we

 

can stupidly ignore?" "You know what they

 

say about a synthehol a day, Jean-Luc?"

 

"Well," Picard said, "I can easily tell

 

that you've never tried Earl Grey...hot."

 

"No, however, I once at a frog."

 

"Frogs are not honorable," Worf growled, scowling.

 

"I take that personally" cried Jean-Luc Picard,

 

who belonged to the Federation Frog Foundation.

 

"Long ago, amphibians betrayed the Klingon Empire