Who did you lose your virginity to?

That's your problem right there. You were doing it wrong!

 

Well... that's how it feels now.. :-\

 

Haven't yet. When I do, it will be on my wedding night. I'm old-fashioned that way.

 

a mistake who proved the adage about not sleeping with friends - especially when they're engaged to some-one else.

 

You rock!

 

Arthur Fonzarelli, in 1959, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

In his dirty & creepy apartment above a local family's garage; on an old squeaky fold-out couch/bed.

He said that he'd call me the next day and he never did.....

Oh, and he said that it wouldn't hurt, but you know what? It hurt, it hurt A LOT.

I won't EVER trust greasy, mono-syllabic hoods from Milwaukee again because of him.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ARTHUR!! YOU RUINED IT FOR ALL THE OTHER HOODS IN MILWAUKEE!!!

<sobbing>

 

^ Did he use his thumbs? I bet he used his thumbs.

 

Careful. I heard he caught herpes twice. And the clap.

 

Columbus Day 1981

Cheryl was 19, me 18. The sex was terrible, for many reasons...

I sooo loved that girl, and was most sad after we parted ways.

 

I heard he got the clap from someone named Cunningham.

 

I heard he got it from the shark.

 

No, he got crabs from the shark.

 

Michael Cunningham?

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

I don’t want to meet the guy who gave it to the shark.

 

I see what you did there...

 

Chuck Cunningham? I hear he disappeared soon after.

 

A word followed by " - ized" is to be made or to became, like fossilized or crystallized.

I am gay, and at that time was still a boy, so ...