Highest to Lowest Position the Enterprise...

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Spock's Barber, Oct 31, 2015.

  1. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    We all know that Captain Kirk is the Top Dog, the Head Cheese, Número Uno on the Enterprise. What crew member would be the bottom of the barrel in his/her rank and duty station? Use your imagination and sense of humor.:rofl:
     
  2. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    Crewman Apprentice 3rd Class Schmidlap, who duty was to window clean all of the interstellar bugs off of the portholes and view screens....from the OUTSIDE.
     
  3. TheAdmiralty

    TheAdmiralty Commander Red Shirt

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    I know it's stating the obvious, but all the "Crewman Smiths" who went on away missions just to get killed.
     
  4. T'Girl

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    On all Starfleet vessels, the lowest ranking officer traditionally holds the ceremonial title of "Ensign Kim."
     
  5. TREK_GOD_1

    TREK_GOD_1 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^ That's about as close to the truth as you can get. :lol:
     
  6. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    Chef Roddenberry down in the galley.

    Or whoever was in charge of the bowling shoes.
     
  7. USS Triumphant

    USS Triumphant Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Apprentice Spaceman Oliver Pippin (non-commissioned). He answers to the flight control officer, and his primary job is to keep the shuttles ready for launch. Not the engines or systems - *that* responsibility falls to engineers. I mean wash, wax, detailing, vacuuming, removing trash that may have been left aboard during last use, etc.
     
  8. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    ^The crewman in charge of the bowling shoes envies Pippin.
     
  9. Tim Thomason

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  10. Drone

    Drone Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I guess I always thought that it was a crewman dressed in work clothes, walking through ship corridors as in the overly dramatic red alert in Where No Man Has Gone Before such as at 2:30 and 2:55 of the following.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z68ixSPjoTo
     
  11. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Ensign Whatshername from Redshirt Diaries?
     
  12. telerites

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    lowest - Records Officer on Ion Pod Duty Rotation, at least that's what Finney thought ;)
     
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  13. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    He made the most of it.

    For a while.
     
  14. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    That dude ended in the cell next to Lord Garth on the Elba II Penal Colony.
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    The guy who cuts Spock's hair is probably pretty low on the list. ;)
     
  16. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    You mean....Spock's Barber?:cool:
     
  17. NTRPRZ

    NTRPRZ Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Either the guy who cleaned out the antimatter chamber or the one who maintained the saucer's landing gear.
     
  18. Spock's Barber

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    What about the lowly engineering technician who had to change all of the burned out light bulbs on the endless number of control panels on the bridge?:eek: