TOS five word thingy!!!

staring into his holographic viewer

 

, so he switched to porn.

 

But that caused him to

 

and scanning three millenia, he

 

soon realized that the Enterprise

 

orbited around DS9 in 2375.

 

Not knowing how they got

 

there, Sisko called red alert

 

and had Commander Worf raise

 

them. Spock, seeing a Klingon

 

in a futuristic Starfleet uniform,

 

looked at Bones who replied:

 

"Shoot me now, before this

 

look into the future gets

 

us ejected from the Lakers

 

game along with Spike Lee!"

 

Meanwhile, Kirk, cold and nekkid,

 

stood in his quarters holding

 

an autographed 8x10 photo of

 

Mark Harmon and drooled over