VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

"Big freaking deal," hollered Janeway.

 

"Did they drink my coffee?"

 

"No, but..."

"So fuggedaboutit!" Janeway

 

intoned, "Find the Richard Simmons

 

exercise bands and tie them

 

around my ankles and the

 

orbital skydiving platform." Chakotay shrugged

 

, as this was a common

 

Suzanne Summers-inspired Janeway maneuver, and

 

he'd rather be playing badminton

 

, but prepared Janeway's platform, then,

 

with a flip of a

 

coin, he decided he needed

 

to give Janeway mambo lessons,

 

particularly Mambo #5, which

 

really got Janeway's juices flowing.

 

Janeway loved Lou Bega's huge

 

hip swings and sideways sways

 

. The last time she danced

 

so much was when Voyager