nuTrek 7-word game!

Sultran thinks we can win if we

 

make trades. The Enterprise has Lt. Uhura,

 

and we have Subcommander Tal. If we

 

joined forces, we would almost certainly accomplish

 

our mutual goal of defeating the Klingons

 

and ridding the quadrant of their foul

 

stench. Their ships smell so bad that

 

even targs are known to occasionally vomit

 

after getting a whiff of their commander's

 

undergarments. Klingon regulations regarding personal hygiene were

 

almost nonexistent, and the High Council insisted

 

that imperial cruisers be equipped with only

 

one bar of soap. Garlic-scented soap.

 

And Klingons grow a very special sort

 

of native garlic that smells so awful

 

that it's been banned in both UFP

 

and Romulan territory as being an environmental

 

hazard to any vampire who might want

 

to drink the blood of the native

 

peoples. nuSpock found this fascinating. Prime didn't.