TOS five word thingy!!!

was Tamoon. "Where's Cheek-kov?" she

 

cooed, while holding up a

 

picture of David Hasslehoff's large

 

honkey afro. "I want to

 

show him what a good

 

hair stylist I am and

 

get his autograph," she added.

 

"Autograph? What is an autograph?"

 

asked a go-go booted girl.

 

"And who are you?" asked

 

Kirk with a gleam in

 

his eye and a smirk

 

in his pants. Kirk attempted

 

, nay, succeeded in getting Tamoon

 

to enjoy the art of

 

getting a full body tattoo

 

while eating some apple pie.

 

"You are kinder than Chee-koof,"

 

said Tamoon, "and balder, too."

 

"Do you like alien women?"