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wild with paranoia and profuse sweating. They

 

set a bonfire in the middle of

 

main engineering and started roasting weenies. The

 

bag of 'marshmelons' that Spock brought was

 

highly prized and came in handy, with

 

jello and crickets slathered on

 

their bare, pulsating chests and lots of

 

graham wafers and chocolate, which were used

 

as an incentive to get younger crewmembers

 

to trade their virginity and dignity for

 

a bag of potato crisps and some

 

trellium-D.

Many regrets were later had, and

 

many colons perforated when the crew ate

 

man meat all night long.

"Ach.... that

 

last batch made me tummy all squishy...

 

and he emptied both ends. Right there.

 

It made the nastiest mess anyone had

 

ever seen. The janitor chose to kill himself

 

by eating Pop Rocks and drinking soda

 

rather than clear up.

"Make Sulu do it."