TOS five word thingy!!!

"Scotty, has anyone ever understood

 

what the hell your saying?"

 

Scotty thought for a moment. "

 

Well, ma wee Gran always

 

told me to shut up..."

 

Just then, Tholians attacked. "Captain,

 

you'd better take off that

 

toupee. Tholians despise fake hair."

 

"I'll have you know, Mister

 

Scott, that this hairpiece has

 

been in my family for

 

ten generations! It's a lucky

 

heirloom that generations of Kirks

 

have had by their sides!

 

Er... on their heads. But

 

sometimes on their butts, when

 

they were wearing hats...but

 

usually, they wore them on

 

their balding heads." Spock looked

 

sad. "Nobody loves me anymore."