I knew the Prime Sus of Tellar. He was a friend of mine. And you sir are no... Sorry. Of course the Prime Sus only bowls in a mud bath. He IS the Prime Sus after all. Not one of those lesser Sus you see prancing around on their polished hooves like they invented mud or something. Geez!
You guys are breaking me up. I looked for whatever the king pig was called and couldn't find anything, so I made him a sus. So sus me. :P