TOS five word thingy!!!

in under thirty solar minutes!

 

quick, or else Yeoman Rand

 

is going to have to

 

bring me some green leaves."

 

Kirk had been anticipating the

 

Klingons appearance, for their Facebook

 

profile that day had featured

 

a pizza attack. So he

 

asked Spock to do some

 

hacking on the Klingon page

 

"Damn, they've made it unsearchable!"

 

Spock googled it easily, smirking

 

Spock said as he looked

 

at Twiiter. "Tweet this, Tinky

 

Winky!" Spock proceeded to Tweetbomb

 

the Klingon Facebook status by

 

posting naked La La pictures

 

on the Chancellor's lap, kissing

 

him on the beard and

 

him purring like a kitty.