Twilight actress Cheating Scandal: Together again!

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by chardman, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. cardinal biggles

    cardinal biggles A GODDAMN DELIGHT Moderator

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  2. chardman

    chardman Vice Admiral In Memoriam

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    That image can't be right, because Dream would most certainly be in that room. Then again, maybe he took the picture?
     
  3. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    [luke]I care[/luke]

    I think he's had his own dalliances and now they are even.
     
  4. doubleohfive

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    ...or the ugly carpet?
     
  5. teacake

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    That carpet really ties the room together.
     
  6. doubleohfive

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    I can't believe he peed on your carpet, Dude.
     
  7. teacake

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    You know who peed on my carpet? PATTINSON when he took that bitch back.

    How many fangirls could that man have?? Not to mention models, actresses, shallow politicians.. they are going to have a helluva time convincing the world the whole relationship is not a set up for publicity.
     
  8. scnj

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    Kind of depressed at how happy I am that we have another of these threads. The last one was a riot.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He gets a new girlfriend. Maybe even a civilian. Wakes up on the third day and she draining his blood because the movies are real and that's exactly only how long she could fake being sane.

    Better the devil you know.
     
  10. DonIago

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    WHY HAVE THERE NOT BEEN ANY UPDATES? (glowers)
     
  11. teacake

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    The make up sex is taking longer than expected. Your updates will be along presently.
     
  12. Locutus of Bored

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    Whatever, man. You just say that 'cause you've always been part of Team Jacob.
     
  13. cultcross

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    If this thread is simply another chance to score cheap points at Dreams expense, it'll get closed like it's predecessor. That is enough of this crap please.
     
  14. Thestral

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    Well I for one know the world is a happier place now that KStew and RPatz are back together. Faith in humanity = restored.
     
  15. teacake

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    That is sweet Kestrel. It's nice to know that love can overcome dry humping in public and other bad things.

    I don't know if it can overcome the public perception that the relationship is a total fake though.
     
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  16. Ayelbourne

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    They have adopted a bag of rice from china.
     
  17. Robert Maxwell

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    Werewolves are way more trustworthy than vampires. True Blood taught me that.
     
  18. doubleohfive

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    I think it's also important to note that Edward only commanded a rag tag fugitive fleet. Jacob ruled the most magical, mystical island on earth.

    ...yet both seemed to possess Colonial jump drive technology... hmm....
     
  19. Gaith

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  20. Delsaber

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