nuTrek 7-word game!

Yeah! That's what I meant...I think?!"

 

"Why, thank you boys," Uhura said, strolling

 

by in her tightest uniform and chewing

 

gum. She blew a bubble so huge

 

that it covered her entire face and

 

her boobs. Luckily Spock was there to

 

start chewing his own gum to compete!

 

His bubble was so huge it engulfed

 

half the corridor, and Kirk couldn't get

 

over how worthless most of his crew

 

was becoming. Even Bones had lately been

 

grumbling at 45% of his natural capacity

 

due to being mellow on some potent

 

new meds.

"Dammit Bones, this bubble epidemic

 

is making the ship all sticky! We

 

have Inspector Admiral Stuffypants due any

 

hour, and this ship is a complete

 

sticky, gooey.... wait. This isn't bubblegum!!"

Horrified,

 

it's the Blob! Run for your lives!

 

The Blob was a 20th century Earth