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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 1 2013, 07:00 AM   #31
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Riker squatted in the only outhouse within 300 light years, and passed his hand noiselessly through what he now realized was a roll of holographic toilet paper. Then he remembered the date: April 1st.

"La Fooooooorge!!!"

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Old March 1 2013, 07:30 AM   #32
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Riker took one look at the bridge and shouted "No way, I ain't going out like Kirk!"
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Old March 1 2013, 07:09 PM   #33
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Thomas <blows bosun whistle>: Dumbass on the bridge!
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Old March 2 2013, 01:43 AM   #34
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Thanks for the win!


Thomas: Red makes you look fat.



Riker: That's not very funny.
Data: Indeed, I can think of many more amusing captions.


Wilson! No!
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Old March 3 2013, 01:14 AM   #35
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. If my crew gave the Enterprise only half the attention they give that remote-control glider they found in young Mr. Crusher's trash can, we'd be in almost decent shape.





Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. When Beverly became enamored with alternative medicine, Deanna erroneously sensed an interest in the incantations of witch doctors. Where's managed care when you need it?





Data: "I am finally detecting that rare fly. Please everyone, do not open your mouths."
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Old March 3 2013, 01:20 AM   #36
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How many Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old March 3 2013, 01:21 AM   #37
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It was easy to tell Will and Thomas Riker apart because Thomas was no match for Will on the "gravitas pose."
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Old March 3 2013, 08:19 AM   #38
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Thanks to everyone for your patience! At this point, it's looking like Monday or Tuesday night is the earliest I'll be able to get this next one online.

Thanks again for bearing with me!
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Old March 3 2013, 11:56 PM   #39
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Thanks to everyone for your patience! At this point, it's looking like Monday or Tuesday night is the earliest I'll be able to get this next one online.

Thanks again for bearing with me!
You have official moderator permission to skip a week and get your real life under control (snicker). It would only heighten the suspense for the troops. This is, unless, you've never missed a week in 6 years. Then.......

In any event, the stickyswitch finger will be poised to leap into action.
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Old March 6 2013, 05:19 AM   #40
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Will: So... Counselor Troi...

Tom: You think she would...?

Will: *makes thrusting motions with two fingers into his own mouth*

Tom: Right but... I mean not in that hole.

Will: Of course of course.
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Old March 6 2013, 08:21 PM   #41
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Data: Tricorders are reading a dirty Klingon in the vicinity.

Worf: HEY!!!
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Old March 7 2013, 11:29 PM   #42
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Tonight's the night, folks! I will finally have the chance to end this contest and start the new one. The new one will run from tonight to the weekend of the 16th.
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Old March 8 2013, 01:21 AM   #43
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Awesome, thanks LeadHead!!! TNG is my favorite to caption.
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Old March 8 2013, 04:58 AM   #44
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New Contest is up!
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