"Homefront"/"Paradise Lost" Line-by-Line

JOSEPH: That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. Do you believe that?

 

SISKO: I should. I signed the orders myself.

 

JOSEPH: Now why would you go and do a stupid thing like that?

 

SISKO: Dad, it has to be done.

 

JAKE: Grandpa, look, I'll take the test first. Go ahead.
(So the young officer takes his blood. It's okay.)

 

SISKO: Now me.

 

OFFICER: Sir, that's not necessary.

 

SISKO: Do it anyway.

 

(He's okay too.)
SISKO: it's your turn.

 

JOSEPH: Jake, do you think I'm a Shape-shifter?

 

JAKE: Come on, Grandpa.

 

JOSEPH: Answer the question.

 

Jake: No, I don't think you're a shapeshifter.

 

JOSEPH: At least someone in my family has some sense.

 

SISKO: Dad!

 

JOSEPH: I don't want to hear it. Now tell these two vampires to either sit down and grab a menu or get out of my restaurant.

 

Sisko (realizing that his father's not about to back down): Jake, get them a menu.

 

HEAD OFFICER: But sir...

 

SISKO: I would recommend the shrimp Creole. Look, Dad-

 

JOSEPH: Save your breath.