TOS five word thingy!!!

"Is that a bush kangaroo?"

 

Sulu asked as he scanned

 

"No, it's a vine kangaroo."

 

"McCoy's friend is a plant?"

 

Kirk was utterly confused. He

 

kept repeating, "I'm Captain Kirk!"

 

and knocking desktop computer viewers

 

despite the fact that they

 

were welded to the desks with

 

the strongest sticky tape ever

 

used by anybody except for

 

those lacking opposable thumbs. Spock

 

twirled BlackSheHitler's mustache for her

 

checked his hands to see

 

if any makeup came off

 

on his fingertips. He noticed

 

no makeup, but did see his nails

 

crack and get dirty as

 

he dug his way through

 

a container full of razor