A couple of Harry Kim jokes, feel free to add more: What do you call Harry Kim after a knock to the head? Harry Dim What do you call a cynical Harry Kim? Harry Grim
Q: Why doesn't Harry Kim play Captain Proton on his own? A: He keeps getting demoted. Q: What ending does Harry Kim go for in Mass Effect? A: It doesn't matter, he always unlocks the secret ending where Shephard is demoted to Ensign.
Guy Gardener wrote a post once in which he called Harry "Karry Him", obviously referring to his bad habit of being injured and ill-treated. I did find that a bit funny. Note that I actually like Harry. He could have been used better in the series.
It was Harry's turn to talk to his parents during the super micro wormhole phone box event. He was looking forward to seeing them very much. With only a few minutes available Harry's mom wanted to get the important stuff said first. "Oh Harry," she tearfully told him, "you are my Favorite Son." Harry blanched, then vomited. Then ran from the room. Naturally Mrs. Kim was very upset and by using her extraordinary extortionary guilt inducing powers she got a message to the Captain who promptly gave up her opportunity to make a phone call to Molly and sent Mrs. Kim a complete record of the Taresian incident. After that Harry was no longer Mrs. Kim's favorite son.
Paris: Wait, Harry. On your personnel record it says Garry Kim. Kim: Yeah, that's my real name. On my first day in Starfleet Academy somebody called me Harry and I didn't correct them. I was named after a distant relative of mine who was mayor of Pawnee, Indiana. Paris: Eww, Garry Kim. That's not better. Let's stick with Harry.
^ I was going to post the exact same thing Harry Kim is a joke. No other punchline needed. Except that the joke stopped being funny after Kes was dropped instead of him after that dimwit article called the actor who played him "sexy" despite Wang looking like a 12-year old on Voyager.
I don't think he looked like a 12 year old, I thought he was pretty sweet looking. Confession: I liked Harry VERY MUCH until I spent 8 years reading in this forum what a putz he is.
There must be millions of viruses in this quadrant that no one's ever encountered before. With my luck, I'll probably end up catching half of them! -- "Ensign Kymble" from Author Author I can keep this up all day. Tell the Commander what he wants to know.<punches Kyrian again and looks painfully at his hand> Maybe I can't keep this up all day. -- "Evil Harry Kim" from Living Witness It almost seems like a kind of running gag in VOY that even in 'holodeck recreations' of the crew, HK is shown as a wimp ...
I can't judge, mate, I'm a Troifan Harry....is simply not my type, but neither are most Star Trek guys, the only 3 I find attractive are Tom, Bashir and Reed (Brent Spiner wasn't bad, but the Data makeup made him much less attractive)
I´m definitely not a Harry hater. Does anyone know his litverse Mirror Universe counterpart? MU Harry is one of the most evil characters ever. I´d like to see Garrett Wang playing MU Harry. Oh, that would not be for minors.
Oh let's see, men I find attractive in Star Trek.. This isn't characters I list as ones I like mind you, I like Reed immensely but don't find him attractive. I thought Bashir was very attractive many years ago when I first watched DS9 but now, meh. My top 3 attractive males: James T. Kirk Soval NuSpock I think he's sweet. He'd be fun to hang out with.
EMH: I'm a doctor, not a self-centered egomaniacal jackass. [then I realized it was the Harry thread, not comments never heard, but it fits anyway]
I present to you the Worst Harry Kim Joke In The Universe: if Harry Kim married Kim Kardashian her nickname would be Hairy Kim (Kardashian) and his nickname would be Hairy Kim some interesting reading here regarding ole' Harry "Kim (Korean surname)" @wiki