Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen star

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cel...er-plot-to-castrate-and-murder-teen-star.html

 

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I, myself, personally prefer South Park's solution of awakening the great C'thulhu to solve the Bieber problem.

Seriously, though, while I despise his "music" and pretty much everything about the kid, I don't really think he deserves to die. Retire early, yes. Die, no.

 

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I pity anyone who is famous.

 

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It does seem to be an unreasonably sharp double-edged blade.

 

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Jesus.

Be rich, be talented, be respected but for FUCK's SAKE, don't be famous.

 

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What is the point of castrating him if you're just going to murder him anyway? I mean, logistically, that just seems like a waste of effort.

 

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scary stuff

 

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^ No kidding! Yikes!

I'm glad Bieber is safe. That is just insane, especially since the poor guy has never harmed anyone (que "his music" responses). I actually like him, anyway. His music's not really my kind of fare, but he seems to be a decent fellow.

This just cements the fact that I do not want to be famous. Obscenely rich? Hell, yes. Famous? Not needed.

 

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Yeah, I don't get that, except that it emphasizes the "scary-bat-shit-crazy" qualities of the alleged plotter.

 

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Like some kind of crazy pop culture terrorism.

 

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It's just a detail of the weird ass murder fantasy. Like the bodyguard. The Biebs probably has a team of bodyguards rotated in and out by the security contract company. And yet, the "mastermind" of this affair wants a bodyguard murdered with the target of his "affection (he has the kid tattooed on his leg)." WTF is that? I don't think you can apply real world logic.

 

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I admire your bold stance against teenage performers you don't like being castrated and murdered. The way you weighed the options and decided he wasn't worthy of brutal mutilation and death just because he makes shitty music really makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

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You mean he's not already castrated?

 

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[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgW4GhPvjE[/yt]

This disturbing story needs music.

 

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I dunno, have you heard him sing? The castration part may be too late.

The whole plot just sounds... Odd.

 

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A souvenir?

 

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I really doubt there would be much there.

 

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If these jokes were about cutting off a woman's breasts they wouldn't be made.

There. I was waiting for that inevitable post and suddenly thought hey I could do it myself.

 

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Well, you know how the old saying goes, that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.