It seems this contest may slowly be dying out (wow it lasted so long as well) but ho-hum I will carry on regardless!! The 'Ahoy there!' (oh my god I have no imagination) award goes to: The 'exactly what I was thinking' award goes to (again): The 'wonderful world of Data' award is being given tooooooo: The 'Great predictions' award going to: The 'My series is better than yours' award goes to: Well done Jona Grumby and JirinPanthosa, your entries were just hilarious!! (Sorry other entries - I literally go by funniness - all the entries were great and thanks soooo much for posting!!) New pics soooon
Unsolicited advice: I think you would probably get more posters if you announced the new contest at the end of the old one, the way LeadHead does.
Bashir: "Word to the wise, Miles. Never ever assume this position on Risa!" Kirk: "I'm gonna have to call you back. My friend can't make up his mind about the anchovies."
"Burning Man" just isn't what it used to be. Picard: Numbah One, remind me never to let you cook for the Starfleet jamboree ever again.
Data lit one of his farts again! Picard: Number one I told you sticking those muffins in the warpcore wasn't going to make them cook faster! Geordi is going to be pissed when he sees the mess! Riker: Eh, we'll tell him Barclay did it!
Picard: What do you mean 'I was pronounced dead at Wolf 359 and technically you were never demoted'? Beverly: We just like having you around. Riker: I'll let you keep acting as captain though. Geordi: Barclay, I was kidding about the Ferengi in the gorilla suit. Barclay: Just leave me alone! Riker: Come on, it'll be ok, come out from there. Spock: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Kirk: Bones, I think Spock is stuck in an infinite logic loop. Spock: ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Picard: "Well, I'll be damned! I guess the power packs for tricorders and phasers aren't interchangeable after all!"
Picard: It's the dreaded Lens Flare! Quickly, trap it again before it escapes and destroys us all! Riker: There's the person making silly captions about us! LaForge: Stop that! We have feelings, you know!
Picard: "Ok, this is why specifically, you're not supposed to wear polyester when you use the transporter!" Crusher: "The transplant was a success. You have each other's faces." Riker: "Superlative, let us never speak of this again. Doctor, Numbah One." LaForge: "Something's up with the cavitating plasma regulator coupling." Riker: "Well there's your problem. It says 'Made In The USA'." Kirk: "Yes, hello my good fellow. My name is-" Spock: "I.C. Weiner, Captain." Kirk: "Thank you Spock. My name is I.C. Weiner, and I would like to order 12 pizzas with everything. If you could deliver them to the residence of Captain Styles..." Bashir: "I can't believe the Cardassians have never heard of air conditioning."
TASHA: I found him! It's the set designer! DATA: This is the man who keeps putting us in generic jungle-looking sets where the ground is completely flat with too much dry ice. PICARD: Mr Data, fire. BEVERLY: It's finished, I've put the finishing touches on our new meth superlab. PICARD: Remember, this is going to be a no rough stuff type deal. RIKER: Geordi, what do you get when you have a ship full of families including teenagers and massive square footage of crawl space? GEORDI: A lot of Jeffries Tube sex, apparently. Should we be stopping this? RIKER: We tried, at first. Now we don't bother. Carry on, Wes. EVIL KIRK: I'm glad to see you shaved your beard. It made you look sinister. EVIL SPOCK: Yes, it did. But I kind of miss it. I used to be able to stroke it, like this, as if I was in deep contemplation. EVIL KIRK: Anyway, I want to run something by you. These people from the other universe have got me thinking. We should lay down our arms immediately and make peace with the Klingons and Cardassians. EVIL SPOCK: Good idea! SIDDIG: Genetically engineered? Why, writers, why?!
PICARD: That was the wrong EPS conduit. You just combined the transporter and the phasers. GEORDI: Why would someone plant a camera in Troi's quarters? Riker shakes his head in disbelief. BASHIR: God, this place is so boring. Maybe I'll tell the Dominion that the Alpha Quadrant powers want to conquer and kill them all. That ought to liven things up.