TOS five word thingy!!!

He fondly recalled the time

 

he danced on Soul Train.

 

A time traveling Don Cornelius

 

brought his retinue to the

 

ship's bowling alley and staged

 

a special extravaganza, complete with

 

sexy dancing girls and some

 

of the greatest performers in

 

the history of funk music.

 

Uhura also got to sing

 

the theme to the film

 

"They Call Me CAPTAIN Tibbs!"

 

with backup vocals from the

 

Hoochie Coochie Sisters. They were

 

halfway through the song when

 

Kirk's white-ass dancing began

 

to make them laugh so

 

hard that they sounded like

 

a pack of hungry hyenas

 

inhaling helium.

"Turn them off,"