VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

them, focusing on defeating Tuvok

 

and wounding the Collective's feelings.

 

Tuvok countered Paris' lunge with

 

a Crane technique he learned

 

from Spock in a parallel

 

parking job gone awry. "Mr.

 

kim help me" he said

 

, as he chopped Paris's neck.

 

Borg drones, armed with doohickeys

 

and thingamajigs, materialized on deck

 

. B'Elanna, appalled by the technobabble

 

started playing "Chopsticks." "Take THAT!"

 

The drones began to malfunction

 

except one which looked at

 

Harry's clarinet, which he played

 

. "Give us the instrument," said

 

the drone, "or be assimilated.

 

"Assimilate him and the clarinet,"

 

barked the drone, as Harry

 

tootled a particularly bad arpeggio.