Movie Caption Contest #120: Blu-Ray Blues - The Final Frontier

Kirk: "Apparently, McCoy's been farting on my pillow for decades."
Spock: "Airlock?"
Kirk: "Eventually."

 

McCoy: "My god... that looks like an antique Corvette coming over that cliff.. towards me.... oh fuck"



Kirk: "So you're the bastard those women always call out to"

 

McCoy: "Never seen Kirk work that hard unless there's ass involved ... <tilts binoculars up, to top of mountain> Oh, there she is."

 

Shatner: "Meh, at least this shitfest is still better than Caddyshack 2."

 

God: ... damn. Well, the four of you aren't what I was entirely hoping for, but, well, might as well get on with this...

Which one of you wants to carry my child?

 

Angry voice from Klingon Battle Cruiser speakers: "Which one of you knocked up my daughter, Kach'ler?"

McCoy: "Uhh, Jim...."

Kirk: "Oh shit."

 

Shatner: "Our special effects man is named Bran Ferren. What could possibly go wrong?"

 

Sybok: "But why would God be angry with us?"

McCoy: "Who knows. Maybe it's because we've been on this mission for almost a week and there's hardly been any mention of 'anus'"

Kirk: "Boy, if I had gold-pressed latinum for everytime I heard that..."

 

DGCatAniSiri posted this on November 29th, 2009.

On December 3rd, 2009 Mr.Robert Degen, creater of the Hokey Pokey, dies at the age of 104.

Remember DGCatAniSiri, never for evil.

 

I'm assuming you mean Hokey Cokey.

Hokey Pokey is a flavour.

Oh wait, I see what you mean:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokey_Cokey

 

SYBOK:If this contest doesn't end...and SOON...I'm going too LET this creature kill me just as a sweet release.

KIRK: I hear ya, Pops.

 

VIXIS: Here it is, Captain...in the Federation cultural database we acquired from the Rigellians...

A dance number with a Shep Pettibone remix!


KLAA: Crank it up...

I want to get biz-ZAY.

 

Who wishes to do battle in a game of Kilngon Rock Star?

 

Kirk: "Can you hurry this shit up a bit, were double parked out front"

 

MCCOY: We put on our nice uniforms for this?

 

McCoy: "I don't know what worries me more Jim, this creature pretending to be god or all the extra talcum powder on our uniforms."
Kirk: "Yours is talcum powder?"

 

Due to budget cuts during the making of Star Trek V, Leonard Nimoy was replaced with an old angry asian lesbian.