I'm starting this next caption contest a week earlier because the previous one did not seem so popular. I admit that the last caption contest was a bit of an experiment, I wanted to try something different and in any case we're going back to basics with this contest. Our winner (there would only be one winner) from the last contest is: /// Congratulations to our winner, and now the next batch of pictures to be captioned: The next contest will start on the 8th of February. Have fun!
Janeway: Must you really paint down there? Nechani guide: All part of the ritual cleansing captain. Many years later B'Elanna would use this picture to keep her hatred of Tom simmering on, she would have killed him for cheating on her but he had vanished without a trace... Tom: Space has speed limits? Janeway: God, is that you? Neelix: Don't worry Kes, I'm a survival expert so living with these primitives should be no problem at all.
JANEWAY: Is this really part of the ritual? MAN IN FOREGROUND: Ritual? Oh, this is awkward. You were looking for the other temple. B'elana fondly remembers her first love, Nick Lacarno, and realizes similar as they may look, Tom will never replace him in her heart. MAN: Lieutenant, you call those primitive vector graphics a combat simulator? PARIS: Combat simulator? This is a vintage recreation of the original Star Wars arcade game, from back before they knew about epilepsy! KES: What's going on Neelix? NEELIX: Okay, hear me out. I'm trying to build relationships with these primitives, and the village chief is really into swinging.
JANEWAY: This is ridiculous! Can't we get some big-breasted blonde Borg onboard to be a sex symbol? Its rather degrading for a Starship Captain to be stripped naked. Suck it Beltran! I can do a nude scene without a body double! Alien of the Week: So should I insert joystick gag here?
Janeway: When I get my hands on Neelix for recommending this spa.... Freddy Bristow: I know they're happy and married, but why did they have to send me this and rub it in? Paris: Computer, change the channel, this Efoxnewsian Commentator is driving me up the wall. Janeway: I've finally found you. From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee! Tuvok: It is an impressive achievement, Captain. I congratulate you on finding the original Blue Screen of Death. Neelix: This is the last time I ever complain about not going on enough Away Missions.
Janeway: computer, freeze programme....computer, create seven of nine and vibrating apparatus now Holo Seven: Captain, how may i assist you.....Vvvrrrrrrrrrrrr Megan Delaney: i'll make it look like an accident and then he'll be mine Tom: 130 big mac meals please Janeway: So you're saying we can just boil all the dead crew in there and make a stew Tuvok: Indeed, in fact, you ate the dead Naomi Wildman baby last month Kes: I play spin the bottle with 11 guys and it still ends up landing on bloody Neelix......typical
JANEWAY: This is it, Tuvok. The source of all lensflare! JANEWAY: I was young and needed the money!!!! SEVEN: You don't look that young in the picture. Janeway gives Seven a withering glare. JANEWAY: You're right, Torres. He is way too into gaming.
Janeway: What? Naked rubdowns are part of these spiritual-type rituals, everybody knows that. Monk: Whatever, lady. It's your nickel.
James Kirk: "The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play." Neelix: "Four star resort my hairy spotted arse, if I ever get my hand on the priceline dot com guy, I'm going to slap his teeth out."
Neelix: "I've seen this movie. We've got to get them killing each other to jump start their evolution. Make like a lifeless rectangular black stone." Kes: "We should have brought Chakotay."
Alien: We're intrigued by your dual joystick idea. We've been looking for a way to even out our non-masturbation arms. Tom: We were once much like you. Janeway: Did you take the foil off?
^ GOod one! Janeway: You promise it will be tasteful? Alien Photographer <flips camera setting to black and white>: Of course.
The next caption contest is right here! Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakotay