Seven Words in TNG

Just then, Picard entered and spied LaForge's

 

groovy new replacement visor. "Mr. LaForge, what

 

the devil are you doing with that

 

cheap, plastic, 1980s hair accessory on your

 

foot? That's silly. Remove it at once."

 

"You can't tell me what to do!"

 

"Mr. LaForge, how many lights are there?"

 

Geordi dropped his visor and ran away.

 

Picard replied, "Why Geordi, you little girlie-man!"

 

At that, Barclay entered. "Did someone say

 

'cheap eighties action series?'"

"NO!" grimaced Riker.

 

"Wait, you're not in this scene," said

 

Spot, suddenly gaining the power of speech.

 

"Computer, end program," said Moriarty as he

 

put his boots on, and walked on

 

looking smug. "No one realizes this is

 

all a stupid story told by bored

 

omniscient narrators with odd senses of humor."

 

"Odd?" smirked Picard. "Sociopathic might be closer

 

and there are FOUR lights!" He walked