There are only a few more hours left for it to end here. If it doesn't end I'm going to have to say "Shit, my bad! Sorry!" to way too many people. And maybe beg for my job back.
All but one passed without surgery, so they're not big enough for lithotripsy. And I have hydrocodone on hand at all times, even though when it's really bad, the drugs really do nothing. Well, it's officially the 22nd here now. Now what?
So does this mean we have started a new Mayan Count Long Clanader? So does that mean the end of the world will now be 13th Oct 4772? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar#Long_Count
Another doom and gloom song; U2's Until the end of the world... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI6sBdA99c8
The Seinfeld finale was more rewarding than this was. Maybe that's what the Mayan Apocalypse needed....guest stars from previous end-of-the-world theories coming back for one last hurrah, with the Soup Nazi thrown in for good measure.
Hey, I didn't want to get caught unawares (whatever good that would have done). Forgive me if I treat any apparent threat seriously! Okay, so I was desperately hoping it wasn't true. Wish apparently granted. Now that there is no apparent threat, now it is okay to joke away.
The date was wrong! I just noticed that our own calendar ends on December 31st! That's when the world is going to end! The Mayans were just out by ten days!
Good lord, you were serious? Your posts were such a hodgepodge of new-age nonsense, mismatched mythology, alien absurdity, and doomsday delusion that I thought it couldn't possibly be for real, and that you were just messing with us. I don't know what's funnier, that you thought the apocalypse would hinge on whether or not I was polite to "it" (talk about an ego boost --apparently the world does revolve around me), or that you thought the God of Abraham was somehow in charge of handling Mayan calendar changes and the non-apocalypses that go with them, and that God's mood also depended on whether I took the apocalypse seriously or not. But thanks for the permission to let us joke around now, dad. How do you even go outside each day? If you see a homeless guy wearing a "The End is Near" sandwich board do you run for cover?