DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...

Just a heads up to let you know that the next contest will be begin this Thursday.

 

I have a stonker of a cold so at the latest the next contest will be up this Sunday.

 

Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

 

Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.

 

O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??

 

Sisko: That's because you spend to much time pretending you are a 19th century railroad tycoon. Isn't it time you put the holodeck aside and be a father to your two children?

 

I don't know what it is Captain it sounds crazy but seems like every few months something really bad happens to me and me alone, like somebody out there is trying to make me suffer!

 

"Jokes" Julian was as bad at Jenga as he was at gardening.

 

"Well, sir, these photos are kind of blurry and vague. I mean, that turbolift could be from anywhere in the Federation. And I'm not the only curly-haired man who owns a donkey."

 

O'Brien: Well Sir, you did say it was British.

 

Sisko: Because you're Irish, not British.

 

IzzyatWarp9 wrote:

Ln X wrote:
Mr. Laser Beam wrote:


Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.



Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.

O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??

Sisko: Because you're Irish, not British.


(^^ That should be in quotes (my quoting's screwed up))


O'BRIEN: Is that relevant??

 

Sisko: According to this, you put in the request for Deep Space Four instead of our station...

O'Brien: Bollocks. That's months away on the other side of the Federation, and Molly's birthday is tomorrow. Keiko is going to kill me!

Sisko: I'd worry about the kid. We are due for a possessed child episode.

 

O'Brien: You want me to build this?
Sisko: My Counselor suggested I find a way to vent my frustrations. So a boxing ring is in order. We don't need that cargo bay.



Mirror Kira: I want you.
Kira: You're creepy!
Mirror Kira: I know! That makes me want you more!



Weyoun: We're all one happy family with the Dominion.
Damar: I want to shove you out of an airlock.
Weyoun: What? Dukat!
Dukat: I find him useful.
Weyoun: So you want to shove me out of an airlock too?
Dukat: Er... of course not.
Damar: He wants me to do it.



Dax: So what do you think?
Bashir: I've never seen anything like it... what is it?
Dax: A Klingon dildo. Worf gave it to me as a gift.
Bashir: Oh.... how like him.



Kira: It's never been done before. You want to knock over a casino? Three casinos?
Nog: You gotta be nuts.
Kira: Exactly!
Sisko: This place hosts a security system that rivals most genesis missile silos.
Bashir: Smash and grab job huh?
Kira: Slightly more complicated than that.
Bashir: Well, yeah...

 

Sisko: What is the meaning of this!?! What were you thinking?

O'Brien: The holosuites hasn't been fixed ever since Rom went to Risa with Leeta. Bashir had this idea of building a life size replica of the Alamo in one of the old cargo bays in the lower levels. We had no idea the Klingons were having a blood wine party nearby.

 

And now the next caption contest; the woes of Miles Edward O'Brien!

 

O'Brien: You say want me to beat this level of Angry Birds for you?


Kira: Ok Odo, this is getting really awkward. If I wanted to make love to myself I wouldn't have invited you here.


Dukat & Damar put on brave faces, trying not to betray the fact that Weyoun has toilet paper trailing behind him.


Bashir: This is the ugliest bra cup I've ever seen. On what planet did you say this was fashionable?



Following a pay dispute, the cast of DS9 walks out, hired en masse by a cable network for a show called "Mad Men"...